Dude my mom stole all your condoms
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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