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(678): View more from Georgia

quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts

(678): View more from Georgia

too late i think im gettin a gcui

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(256): View more from Alabama

I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..

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(231): View more from Michigan

I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.

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(+61): View more from Australia

Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.

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(614): View more from Ohio

she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.

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I was always good at matching as a child.

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(386): View more from Florida

Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF

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