He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
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Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
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Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
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