thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
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