Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
false alarm, still single
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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