so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
The ass gains better be worth it
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
Randomize
