she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
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we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
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because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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