We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
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I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
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As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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