It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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