Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(513): View more from Ohio

i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"

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(260): View more from Indiana

We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.

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(973): View more from New Jersey

She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad

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(763): View more from Minnesota

Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.

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(315): View more from New York

I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in

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(540): View more from Virginia

The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?

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(912): View more from Georgia

Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness

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(310): View more from California

The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol

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