i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
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Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
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I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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