It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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