He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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