She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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