dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
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apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
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you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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