hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
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Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
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Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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