god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
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I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
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You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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