If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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