Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
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when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
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I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
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