I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
Randomize
