i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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