When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
i dont even know how to be here
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
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It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
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gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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