there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
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threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
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I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
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