Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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