What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
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On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
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I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
The adults are the big ones right?
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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