He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
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