I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
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