He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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