Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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