she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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