there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
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She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
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if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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