is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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