i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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