i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
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I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
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I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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