Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
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Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
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I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
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