belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
I am mentally ready for anal.
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