She is in my trunk
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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