I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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