apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
I'm passing your future prison.
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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