And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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