I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
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