Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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