so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
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