im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
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Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
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So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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