Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
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I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
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I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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