Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
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look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
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My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
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