No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
Randomize
