How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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