That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
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