I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
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Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
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Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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