I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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