I hate your face
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Impromptu road trip to New Orleans for four days of Mardi Gras. I'll probably be alive and back for Valentine's Day plans, probably won't stick my dick in some random either-might be using my free pass you cheating asshat. Love you. Expect random texts & probably a drunk dial or twelve. You did this to yourself. You're not invited so don't bother. Have fun at work.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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