My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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